According to Urban Dictionary, Derrick is a mischievous yet lovable ferret who loves to explore and have adventures… oh crap I clicked on the wrong website again didn’t I?

Hi, I’m Derrick. I am not a ferret, but am in fact a human man. One who loves advertising and being an art director. Born and raised in Indiana, a state known for its cornfields and potholes, I grew up with the desire to make things more beautiful. I eventually realized that people like to buy things that look beautiful, or at least things that are featured on beautiful posters, and thus, here I am. For my real dictionary definition, feel free to use the contact information below.